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Top ten reasons for thanking conservatives.
- by Robert Chernomas *
You can find Walkerton, Ontario on the map.
You know that Listeria is not a street where desperate housewives live.
You now know a word, Vioxx, with more than one X in it.
You know how many zeros there are in a $700B
You don’t need to remember how to pronounce Kyoto.
You finally know whom they are talking about when they say, “the meek shall inherit the earth.”
You understand how dinosaurs and humans could occupy the earth at the same time in B movies.
Liberals sound more like Trudeau than Bush.
You can understand why gravity requires Canadian oil to flow south instead of east and west.
You finally understand the idiom, “fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.”
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